Thursday, December 24, 2009

November in December

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
Starring Gabourey Sidibe, Mo'Nique, Paula Patton, Mariah Carey, and Lenny Kravitz

A gritty tale of an inner-city teen on the verge of destruction, Precious ignites its audience with an incredibly likeable and pitiful protagonist, Clairece Precious Jones (Gabourey Sidibe), indirect opinions about the importance of education and independence, and Mo'Nique as Precious's mother who gives one of the best performances of the decade. Who knew she could be so gripping and chilling and worthy of every award this season? Sidibe is easy to love, wanting to jump through the screen and save her. Thankfully her character finds support at school and other places, which also lead to other great performances by Paula Patton, Mariah Carey, and the young girls in Precious's class. On a down note (and a very small one at that), the film doesn't totally capture the true grief and hardships of Precious Jones. The novel seduces its reader with dialect and blunt description of events that are too disturbing to read further at times. But overall, the film is an achievement, and one of the best this year.

Grade: B+


Disney's A Christmas Carol
Voiced by Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Cary Elwes, Bob Hoskins, and Robin Wright Penn

In 3-D, this version of the classic holiday tale, Robert Zemeckis strictly blends the words of Charles Dickens as well as an entertaining, action-packed adventure. Jim Carrey is the perfect choice for the slew of voices he provides and Gary Oldman gives Bob Cratchit an appropriate commonness. The effects are great and looks beautiful. Overall, a great movie that sticks to the book.

Grade: B


The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Anna Kendrick, Michael Sheen, and Dakota Fanning

The first film in the saga was actually pretty good and entertaining; however, New Moon, the second addition to The Twilight Saga, bores because the translation from page to screen isn't smooth or impactful. The problem lies in the screenplay: horribly corny lines, dialogue that goes on for days (and bad dialogue at that), and scenes that may have appear important with a narrator like the whole adrenaline rush thing, but on screen, it all seemed stupid. Oh, and can I add that Lautner is probably the worst actor of the year? The only thing that saved this movie is Kristen Stewart's unrelenting ability to conjugate the horrid script as best she can.

Grade: D+


A Serious Man
Starring Michael Stuhlbarg, Richard Kind, Fred Melamed, Sari Lennick, and Aaron Woolf

In the Coen Brother's new film, A Serious Man, Larry Gopnik tries to hold together his life that is faced with serious, yet obliquely hilarious (and Jewish), setbacks. His wife, played like an icebox of laughs by newcomer Sari Lennick, wants a divorce and tells Larry that she's in love with Sy Ableman and that she wants Larry to move out. Wonderful. The film is full of sly humor and tremendously underrated acting. Aaron Woolf, Larry's son, provides one of the year's best performances from a young actor, Lennick as said before is funny and Siberian, and Richard Kind as Larry's nutty brother adds to the austere hilarity. And then there's Michael Stuhlbarg. His performance latches on to the humor trying to be serious but knowing it's all fun. It's a cycle the Coen Brothers have mastered and Stuhlbarg portrays it perfectly. He deserves more praise than the awards have been giving. Ultimately, A Serious Man includes everything the Coen's are about: humor and drama and great filmmaking. The only setbacks of the film are the prologue and numerous unfinished plot lines.

Grade: B+

Saturday, December 5, 2009

September/October in December

Taking Woodstalk
Starring Demetri Martin, Imelda Staunton, Henry Goodman, Emile Hirsch, Jonathan Groff, Paul Dano, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Eugene Levy, Mamie Gummer, and Liev Schreiber

It looks beautiful and feels like a great film, but there's something missing and it has to do with not showing the concert, which was basically the Holy Grail of the film. Good performances, though none that stand out for too long because there are so many characters.

Grade: B


Zombieland
Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, and Abigail Breslin

It was hilarious, indie-like, and mounted with great performances from Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg (with an explosive 2009 year), and the best cameo ever. But, in the end, the plot structure seemed to obvious and the payoff was lame.
Grade: B-


The Invention of Lying
Starring Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Gardner, Jonah Hill, Louis C. K., Tina Fey, and Rob Lowe

A great concept with humorous plot points, "The Invention of Lying" has an opinion about society and a philosophy on beauty, but becomes a contradiction and a failure in the final five minutes.

Grade: C


Where the Wild Things Are
Starring Max Records, Catherine Keener, Mark Ruffalo, James Gandolfini, Paul Dano, Catherine O'Hara, Forest Whitaker, Lauren Ambrose, and Chris Cooper
Spike Jonze and Dave Eggers creates a world for the lost, wild mind that is Max out of a children's book that takes three minutes to read. The direction is beautiful, though, at times, the plot choices turn uneven, and the voices of Gandolfini and Ambrose are mystical and heart-wrenching. Terrifying, even.

Grade: B+


Paranormal Activity
Starring Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat

Easily one of the most terrifying movies ever. I jumped and nearly screamed, but the lasting effect of "Paranormal Activity" will send you into your bed with the lights on and still feeling like you're house is spooked.

Grade: B+

August in December

Funny People
Starring Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill, and Jason Schwartzman

It's funny, it's sad, and it has excellent performances by Sandler, Rogen, and Mann, but this Apatow dramedy is just like every other Apatow film - too freaking long!

Grade: B


(500) Days of Summer
Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel

Some indie films feel indie, probably because they're more indie than others, but I don't really know. "(500) Days of Sumemr" creates a world where the audience knows the ending, knows the heartbreak's looming in the future, and still we hope for the lead man. It's an indie that can stand on its own feet and feel like a high-class film. The point of view is perfect, allowing us not to see the enitre picture at once, and the ending is hilariously perfect. Also, I knew he was going to start a song-and-dance routine!

Grade: A-


District 9
Starring Sharlto Copley

The thing about most sci-fi-alien-attacks-earth movies is that most of them never let you care. "District 9", on the other hand, presents us with a likeable, unknown actor named Sharlto Copley as the shit-on protagonist who undergoes changes that defy the usual character transformations (talking psychological/emotional here), and break into mutating characters physically without losing the character drama that is "District 9".

Grade: B+



Inglorious Basterds
Starring Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Eli Roth, and Diane Kruger

Tarantino at his best! When screenwriting books and blogs and guidelines tell you NOT to keep your characters in the same scene for too long, they should have a meeting with Quentin. It felt like a play but a kick-some-Nazi-ass one. The screenplay created a sense of entertainment, of old-fashioned Hollywood, like something in between "Casablanca" and "Taxi Driver". "Inglorious Basterds" glues you to your seat, makes you sweat, nervous, and jealous that Pitt and his Nazi-killing thugs are having so much fun. Watch out Oscar, here comes Christoph Waltz - the best villain since Anton Chigurh.

Grade: A

July in December

Away We Go
Starring John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph, Catherine O'Hara, Jeff Daniels, Allison Janney, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Chris Messina

An odyssey of discovery for a grungy couple who discover they're going to have a baby. Excellent performances from the "monsters" on the road. Also, Dave Eggers and Vendela (actually married in real life) write an excellent, realistic screenplay allowing natural chemistry for Krasinski and Rudolph.

Grade: B+


Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Starring Daniel Radcliff, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Jim Broadbent, Michael Gambon, Helena Bohnam Carter, and Maggie Smith

One of the better "Harry Potter" films, but the writers or director or editors failed to include a pulsing battle at the climax of the plot. Beautifully shot, but hugely anticlimactic.

Grade: B-


Bruno
Starring Sacha Baron Cohen

Indecent, overtly raunchy, pointless, and unfunny. I loved "Borat", but "Bruno" was just horrible.

Grade: D-

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