Thursday, September 6, 2007

Halloween (2007)

Halloween (2007)
Starring Tyler Mane, Daeg Faerch, Sheri Moon Zombie, Scout Taylor-Compton, Malcolm McDowell & Danielle Harris

Seeing the previews to Rob Zombie's remake of 1978's horror classic "Halloween" (originally directed by John Carpenter), it was difficult to tell if Zombie's version, bearing the same title, would analyze the past of the freakish murder Michael Myers, or if it was indeed a remake of the original. To my excitement, Zombie's version gives us both, and in doing this, he gives us a double-feature.

The first half of the movie plays out by giving Myers motive, feeling, and personality. To some, this may go against everything the madman stands for: silence, stalking, and mystery. However, the original leaves out motive, something that drives stories and makes for compelling twists and turns - all of which Zombie inserts. The pre-teen version of Myers, played by Daeg Faerch (one of the top creepiest kids ever), has a ton of problems. His dad's a bastard, his mom's (Sheri Moon Zombie) a stripper, his older sister doesn't give a damn, and he's constantly tantalized by school bullies. Apart from his slaughtering helpless animals and other demonic issues, Myers finds safety in his baby sister, Boo. (A possible allusion to Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mockingbird"). Evil lets loose on Halloween and kiddo Myers lets that butcher knife fly. He kills the bully, his dad, his older sister (who is reported to have been stabbed 17 times, the same number of times Tom Robinson was shot in "Mockingbird"), and her boyfriend. After being put into a mental institution and killing a nurse with a fork, Myer's mommy kills herself and the kid never talks again.

The pre-Halloween story lasts for near half of the movie and makes the film more about Michael Myers than about the original's heroine, Laurie Strode. When Myers breaks out of the asylum, and after killing his janitor buddy who lovingly calls the brute "Mickey," we enter the original 1978 plot - except there's a twist... and motive. Myers isn't just killing people for no reason at all - which, I admit, takes away from the original's unknowing terror - but he's out for someone in particular. He's kid sister, Boo. And he finds her alright. Zombie takes a leap by creating a subplot of Laurie Strode, played by spunky Scout Taylor-Compton ("Mockingbird" narrator!), as the teen version of Boo. After the bloodbath at the Myer's house, Baby Boo was put up for adoption and taking in by the Strodes.

Michael has a motive. He wants his baby sister back. But with an Oedipal twist and an intense climax that parallels and swerves from the original's "house-to-house" case scenes, Laurie doesn't understand that Mickey just wants to be loved. So he tries to kill her as well.

Zombie shows what a true mastermind can do to a perfectly classic film. He makes it his own, and in doing so, he makes it a great, fun, terrifying gore-fest. He even creates an interesting symbolic meaning and history to Myers' infamous mask-wearing. I just don't get why the hell it wasn't released ON Halloween!

Grade: A-

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Movies of the Summer; Top 5 & Worst 5 Flicks of 2007 (So Far)

1. Spiderman 3 - D+
2. Vacancy - C+
3. Shrek the Third - C+
4. 28 Weeks Later - C+
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - D
6. Bug - A
7. Knocked Up - A-
8. Mr. Brooks - C
9. Hostel: Part II - D+
10. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - D+
11. 1408 - D-
12. A Mighty Heart - C
13. Ratatouille - A
14. License to Wed - D+
15. Captivity - F
16. Transformers - B-
17. Hairspray - B+
18. Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix - A-
19. Sicko - B+
20. The Simpsons Movie - B
21. The Bourne Ultimatum - B+
22. Superbad - A
23. Becoming Jane - C


Before Oscar season (a.k.a. Fall) begins, it's important to look at some of the movies that are the best of 2007 as of now, especially since they probably won't be recognized later on.

The BEST

5. Ratatouille

4. Alpha Dog

3. Superbad

2. Grindhouse

1. Bug


THE WORST 5

Bad: "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"

Really Bad: "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer"

Totally Horrible and BORING: "Zodiac"

Nearly the Worst: "1408"

Insanely the Worst Movie EVER: "Captivity"

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