National Treasure: Book of Secrets

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Starring Nicholas Cage, Justin Bartha, Helen Kruger, Jon Voight, Helen Mirren, and Ed Harris

The first "National Treasure" didn't really woo, but it was exciting and entertaining to say the least. The villain was well developed and determined. The protagonist (Cage) was equally developed and determined. The love interest held our attention. However, all of these descent qualities went down the drain for "Book of Secrets."

Primarily, the excitement factor was on an all-time low. Cage, Bartha and Kruger's characters were dull, too intelligent, and hardly made mistakes. We knew, of course, that their goal would be accomplished the minute they "sang" the "I Want Song." Sure, there were many different locales all around the world, but it seemed forced and unattached.

Ed Harris is great. Yet, his role as the prime villain in "Book of Secrets" was his worst choice as an actor ever. This villain was a villain for maybe about 30 minutes of the film. Then he gained the Bugs Bunny "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" philosophy, only because Cage and his gang of nerds are way too smart for Harris' role. The last half hour or so was pointless. The writers tried to inflict terror in Harris' character by giving him a knife or setting him in power situations, but he was weak. The worst villain.

One aspect of the first "National Treasure" that was enjoyable was the beginning relationship between Cage and Kruger. It was childish and PG-rated, but was still a love connection. Beginning "Book of Secrets" with them separated could have been a wise choice, but it was inevitably predictable, and quite pointless. Oh, and what about Voight and Mirren? The best part of the film with their separated for years and rekindling their love, but not enough screen time! And, North Dakota?! And, how did everyone have just enough water bottles?! I digress.

If you want to see the blockbuster of December, go see "National Treasure: Book of Secrets," but you will be rewarded with a whole lot of pointlessness.

Grade: D+

I Am Legend

I Am Legend
Starring Will Smith & Abby the Dog

In a futuristic world that contains threads of "28 Days Later" and "Cast Away," this modern day version of the 50s novel commands an audience needy of action, love, humor, and Will Smith. For an hour and forty minutes, captivation takes control of the theatre, and one of the better end-of-the-world films comes to life. Of course, it has its kinks.

Will Smith is Robert Neville, assumably the last man on earth - well, at least on the isle of New York City. He and his trusty dog, Sam, hunt for wild deer during the day, watch taped news from years ago, listen to Bob Marley, and sleep. Except the sleeping part is more difficult - there are creatures about. Neville studies the humans and animals that were affected by a virus, but he never caught it. They are dangerous, hungry, and never enter the light.

As we enter his Tom Hanks circa "Cast Away" life, flashbacks are given as information about what happened before everyone died or became infected. His wife and daughter are now gone. It's just Neville and Sam.

The suspense of "I Am Legend" arises from a well known world that is so distant and strange. Times Square looks the same but doesn't. It's wild, relentless, deadly. Well, I guess nothing has really changed. Also, the fact that some of the creatures seem to be evolving runs the risk of never being safe. However, the movie takes a turn from being a good old Smith and Sam, lost, unavailing kind of adventure to one of hope. This is a good move for what else can you do, I guess? But it also lessens the tension in a way, knowing that someone else has been out there. Oh well. The final decision of Robert Neville is one to be highly questioned, but the movie before the last 20 minutes was great fun.

Grade: B