Starring Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams & Viola Davis
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Doubt
Starring Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams & Viola Davis
Marley & Me
Starring Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, Eric Dane, Alan Arkin & Kathleen Turner
Slumdog Millionaire
Starring Dev Patel, Freida Pinto, Anil Kanpoor, Irrfan Khan, Madhur Mittal & Ayush Mahesh Khedekar
Out of all the films that have been released this year, Danny Boyle's unforeseen yet palpable masterpiece will win the naked golden man as the best movie of the year. "Slumdog Millionaire" is a rare occasion. Pop culture and a Dickensian tale never seemed so perfect together. It's a story of rock-bottom desperation, desperate love, and a romance retelling every love story out there. It's tainted with hardships most could never comprehend, but settles in memory as pure, weightless, effortless.
Jamal Malik, a young so-called "slumdog", finds himself on the Indian version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" hosted cunningly by Anil Kanpoor who draws Regis Philbin, giving him claws. Jamal is one question away from winning the game, however, being of a unfortunate lifestyle, he's taken into custody and questioned as to how he knows all of the answers. Consequently and simultaneously, we discover both how Jamal knows the answers of the game show (such as "What U.S. president is on the one-hundred dollar bill?") and the young man's life story - which, of course, is the point of the film.
The movie opens with a question, at the time unanswerable, and ends with the answer - brilliantly, might I add. The script boils the theme of fate; that certain situations are meant to be, nothing is coincidence, and that some events are written. Jamal's life, full of such adversity, from both his society and surroundings, but most effectively, his older brother Salim. Salim's character, envious of Jamal's goodness and compassion, forces situations in which his younger brother must struggle through. Yet, Jamal never loses hope or sight of his true ambition: to find his long-lost love: Latika.
Spanning about fifteen years or more, Jamal, Salim, and Latika are played by three different performers of different ages. This can be problematic for some films, however with excellent casting and brilliant directing, "Slumdog's" three generation characters shine on their own and in their own light. Latika begins as a lost soul (Rubiana Ali), a girl with no parents and no where to go. She then forms into a beautiful young girl (Tanvi Ganesh Lonkar), about to be tainted by profiteers selling her to the highest bidder, and finally grows into the stunning woman of Jamal's dreams played glamorously by Freida Pinto. All three Salim's (Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail, Ashutosh Lobo Gajiwala, and Madhur Mittal) portray a struggling brother who loses himself to the horrors and temptations of the slums. He is the Cain to Jamal's Abel, though the parable works a bit differently here.
Yet, the real power of the three actors irradiates off of the Jamal's. The youngest, played by Ayush Mahesh Khedekar, brings an unstoppable innocence and happiness to the shit that covers his life (and his entire body). He smiles and you can't help but give into his infection. The middle Jamal (Tanay Chheda) had a rough road ahead of him after such an enthralling performance by Khedekar, however, once he arrived at the Taj Mahal, Chheda overpowered us with slyness and skill. As for Dev Patel as the oldest Jamal, he allows the character a quietness mirroring his patience and his longing for Lakita. There isn't much that surprises him, though his will to find her overcomes him in an instant. He delivers a great performance for such a young, unknown actor.
Danny Boyle, the director, gives this year a world of reality and hope; something that is so polluted, it seems nothing good can come out of it. Yet, it does. A true fairy tale without the glitz and cliche, "Slumdog Millionaire" is this year's dog to bite and beat. But I doubt it will happen.
Grade: A+
Saturday, December 27, 2008
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
A Christmas Story - Top 24 Quotes
1. Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
2. Frah-gee-lay. It must be Italian.
3. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
4. I can't put my arms down!
5. That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is... The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!
6. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.
7. You used up all the glue on purpose!
11. Getting ready to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.
12. Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
13. C+! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! C+!
14. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
15. He looks like a pink nightmare!
16. Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
17. Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Yes Man
Starring Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, Rhys Darby & Molly Sims
Thank Paris that "Yes Man" - the 2008 find-what's-really-important-in-life-via-some-abnormal-way comedy - steered away from the magic-laced plot of "Click" or even "Liar Liar". Jim Carrey's character, Carl Allen, chose to say "Yes" to everything, contradictory to what the trailers lead you to believe.
However, the plot still worked like the previously mentioned examples. It's not logical or realistic for a grown man, who seems reasonably intelligent, to agree with everything in order to unclog his life. Sure, it worked with learning Korean or learning how to fly an airplane, but when the quirky Allison (Zooey Deschanel) and Carl are running from a security guard, Carl is not empowered by agreeance; there is no spell cast on him.
Thus, the entire plot does not work. Pity. They only reason, "Yes Man" does not receive a "F" is because I laughed. Yes, yes, yes, yes... I laughed a few times. Ugh. Shoot me.
Grade: D+
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Golden Globe Nominations - The Rights & Wrongs of My Predictions
Here's my predictions matched with who I got wrong and who should be added to the list. Complete list of nominations can be found at http://www.goldenglobes.org/.
BEST MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire
The Wrestler
Watch out for: Frost/Nixon, Revolutionary Road
Wrong: The Dark Knight, Milk, The Wrestler
Add: Frost/Nixon, The Reader, Revolutionary Road
Suprised? The Reader! Go read the book!!!
Grade: 2/5
BEST MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Burn After Reading
Cadillac Records
Happy-Go-Lucky
Mamma Mia!
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Watch out for: WALL-E, Tropic Thunder
Wrong: Cadillac Records
Add: In Bruges
Surprised? Nothing really... I'm happy for In Bruges.
Grade: 4/5
BEST ACTOR - DRAMA
Brad Pitt in THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Frank Langhella in FROST/NIXON
Leonardo DiCaprio in REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
Mickey Rourke in THE WRESTLER
Sean Penn in MILK
Watch out for: Clint Eastwood in GRAN TORINO, Richard Jenkins in THE VISITOR
PERFECT!
Surprised? Obviously not.
Grade: 5/5
BEST ACTOR - COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Adrien Brody in CADILLAC RECORDS
Colin Farrell in IN BRUGES
Dustin Hoffman in LAST CHANCE HARVEY
George Clooney in BURN AFTER READING
Javier Bardem in VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
Watch out for: Steve Coogan in HAMLET 2, Ben Stiller in TROPIC THUNDER
Wrong: Adrien Brody, George Clooney
Add: James Franco in PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, Brendan Gleeson in IN BRUGES
Surprised? James Franco - WOOOOO!!!
Grade: 3/5
BEST ACTRESS - DRAMA
Angelina Jolie in CHANGELING
Anne Hathaway in RACHEL GETTING MARRIED
Kate Winslet in REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
Kristin Scott Thomas in I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG
Meryl Streep in DOUBT
Watch out for: Cate Blanchett in THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON, Melissa Leo in FROZEN RIVER
PERFECT!
Surprised? No way!
Grade: 5/5
BEST ACTRESS - COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Beyonce Knowles in CADILLAC RECORDS
Emma Thompson in LAST CHANCE HARVEY
Meryl Streep in MAMMA MIA!
Sarah Jessica Parker in SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE
Sally Hawkins in HAPPY-GO-LUCKY
Watch out for: Scarlet Johannsen in VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA, Frances McDormand in BURN AFTER READING
Wrong: Beyonce Knowles, Sarah Jessica Parker
Add: Rebecca Hall in VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA, Frances McDormand
Surprised? Yeah! I thought I was the only one who thought Hall stole the show from Scarlett! Guess I was wrong.
Grade: 3/5
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Heath Ledger in THE DARK KNIGHT
James Franco in MILK
Josh Brolin in MILK
Philip Seymour Hoffman in DOUBT
Robert Downey, Jr. in TROPIC THUNDER
Watch out for: Michael Shannon in REVOLUTIONARY ROAD, Liev Schreiber in DEFIANCE
Wrong: James Franco, Josh Brolin
Add: Tom Cruise in TROPIC THUNDER, Ralph Finnes in THE DUCHESS
Surprised? Hell yeah! Tom Cruise?!?! That's f'n awesome. He was amazing in Tropic Thunder. And I was kind of ashamed of having him high in my best list. He might just get bumped up.
Grade: 3/5
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kate Winslet in THE READER
Marisa Tomei in THE WRESTLER
Penelope Cruz in VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
Taraji P. Henson in THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Viola Davis in DOUBT
Watch out for: Rosemarie DeWitt in RACHEL GETTING MARRIED, Kathy Bates in REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
Wrong: Taraji P. Henson
Add: Amy Adams in DOUBT
Surprised? I'm stoked Amy Adams is nominated; though everyone claims Viola has the "baitier" role, Sister James is crucial to the entire story of Doubt.
Grade: 4/5
TOTAL GRADE: 72.5% (at least I passed!)
Jennie's Grade: 57.5% (Sorry, Jennie, I win. lol)
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Golden Globe Nominations - My Predictions
The Dark Knight
Viola Davis in DOUBT
Monday, December 1, 2008
Before December & January - Top 10s of 2008 (Jan to Nov)
8. Steve Coogan in HAMLET 2
10. Ellen Page in SMART PEOPLE
5. Brandon Walters in AUSTRALIA
A Quick Overview of the Films I Never Reviewed
Starring Meryl Streep and a bunch of lunatics
It's enjoyable, fun, and addicting, yet corny, unadaptable, and had the WORST choreography I have ever seen. But then, there's Meryl.
Grade: C+
Step Brothers
Starring Will Ferrel & John C. Reilly
Hilarious, ridiculous, and tried a bit too hard to accomplish both.
Grade: C-
Pineapple Express
Starring Seth Rogen & James Franco
Rogen and Franco are to die for in this film. They are sincere in their acting, so funny, and make getting stoned seem like a great idea and the worst idea of your life.
Grade: B+
Tropic Thunder
Starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black & Robert Downey, Jr.
Whether or not you've seen this movie, we all must campaign Downey for a Best Supporting Actor nod. I do not want him to win (Heath), but I will pee my pants if he's on the ballot.
Grade: B
Hamlet 2
Starrnig Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener & Elizabeth Shue
Yes, Keener is in the sequel to Shakespeare's masterpiece. No, it's not really a sequel, more like a demented attempt at a sequel but turns out to be a completely different idea but we're gonna keep the original title anyways. Plus Elizabeth Shue plays herself.
Grade: B
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Starring Scarlett Johansson, Rebecca Hall, Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz
Woody Allen sets this delicious treat in the heart of Europe. It's sensual, seductive, and Cruz gives a performance of a lifetime. Hall surpasses Johansson in my book, and Bardem steps away from the crazy haircut but not stepping into the Oscar circle of bad movies after winning an award. I think I'm particular to Woody movies that don't involve Woody. His voice is much more poignant when someone else's mouth is moving.
Grade: A-
Eagle Eye
Starring Shia LeBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson & Billy Bob Thorton
Great action, nice punch to the government, but some parts were kind of crazy and the ending was cliched. Too bad.
Grade: B-
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Starring Michael Cera, Kat Dennings & Ari Graynor
Right from the trailers on TV, I knew they were trying to sell this film like "Juno." And, in a way, it felt like a "Juno" wannabe, but it still had its ups - like the beligerant Graynor who stole the show.
Grade: C+
Appaloosa
Starring Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen, Jeremy Irons & Renee Zellweger
Harris' take on the classic Western proves to be a hole in one that pops out of the hole and you have to shoot it again. It's a great movie appearing in the fall, and the performances were superb.
Grade: B+
Saw V
Starring who cares
Alright, we get it. You're trying to teach people to be good little boys and girls by nearly killing them - well, mostly just killing them. Here's my Saw List:
1. Saw III
2. Saw
3. Saw V
4. Saw IV
5. Saw II
Grade: C
Changeling
Starring Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich, Jason Butler Harner & Amy Ryan
Eastwood did what he could with a screwy script that shed light on many problems with the LAPD in the 20s. Jolie took hold of this role and gave her character a determination and heart that no other actress could do. Time ran short - well, long - and the film served as a pleasing story of a great performance rather than a great movie.
Grade: B
Rachel Getting Married
Starring Anne Hathaway, Rosemarie DeWitt & Debra Winger
I honestly enjoyed this movie. Not for it's cinematic qualities, but for it's nakedness as a film. It shed light on what we expect when we go to the theater and gave us the opposite, in a way. Hathaway really broke out of her Princess Diaries shell and DeWitt emerges as an upcoming star. I think I liked this movie more than I think I do. Huh.
Grade: A-
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Starring a bunch of stupid stars voicing stupid animals
Thank God for penguins.
Grade: C-
Quantum of Solace
Starring Daniel Craig & Judi Dench
Title is cool, but I had to dicionary-dot-com it. The plotline sucked, but Craig is excellent as Bond and Olga was hot. Strawberry Fields? Not so much. "Quantum" lacked all the vital organs that "Casino" portrayed. It fell apart within the first half-hour.
Grade: C+
Bolt
Voiced by John Travolta & Miley Cyrus
I love dog movies, so "Bolt" is my kind of family flick, and the whole awakening/bildungsroman thing really got to me, however, the climax was totally predictable. I'm going to take a stand and demand that family films bring back the tragic and let go of unrealistic events. Mufasa died and everyone LOVES "The Lion King"! Come on now!
Grade: C+
Australia
Starring Nicole Kidman & Hugh Jackman
Baz Luhrman presents a beautiful take on war, love and death in a world fit for Bogart or Hepburn. It's a remarkable film with breath-taking scenes (like the stampede) and also very honest, genuine ones (i.e. Kidman trying to remember the words to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"). Yet, it's a bit narcissistic - like Luhrman was screaming out, "Hey, Hollywood! Look what I can do!" Settle down, Baz, we get it.
Grade: B